May 2013
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
ollymurs:
i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
chenyakumo:
hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but
fuck wasps
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
sext: how much black are you wearing right now
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
laterlandwellers:
“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
kaleidoscopic-galaxy:
scvlptures:
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
the explaination i’ve been searching for all my life
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont...
syupon:
tamaraldbrennan:
Who are you Whats your favorite color
Favorite ship
Favorite ice cream flavor
Do you have a cat
Thank
reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM
piercethesleepingcarlile:
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
