friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

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ollymurs:

i dont wanna go to college i wanna go to concerts 

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goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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oh i see how it is

bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”

but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”

(Source: eduardosuaverin, via of-mice-and-mudkips)